Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Scoop on Lilly

Hola Amigos! Lilliana here and I want to give you some backgrounds on me okay? I was so inspired by that hot tamale stud boy Joe Stains ' latest post I thought I might divulge a little bit about myself okay? Warning this post is rated PG-13, cause my past life is rated R! Okay?

First I'll start with Madre y Padre. My mama was a saint. She worked at a local nursing home in Tiajuana as the head nurse. Just look at her. You can see love in those eyes:

And mi pappa was a very handsome older gentleman when he met mamma:

And of course it was love at first sight when they first met. They married and had their first and only litter, which included me and my littermates. Life was hard, but there was always kibble on the table and enough cuz toys for everyone at Christmas.

I married young. Bad, bad mistake. He was a lazy no-good bum. We had 28 kids (all girls) and then we separated. I had to support my small family some way, so I decided to become a showgirl. Here's me in the earlier days:

I met a man who came into the club and he swept me off my paws. We had a quickie wedding in Saltillo and the honeymoon was over almost before it started. I came home one day and caught him with a CAT. I won't go into graphic detail about what happened next, but Hector Gonzales is no more and I did hard time back in Tiajuana.

When I got out of prison I was sent to a half-way house in Texas. A woman and her niece were volunteering there and took pity on me and decided to foster me. I think people must have been beating down their door or something to adopt me; momma Amy then realized what I prize I was and kept me.

(Editor's note: Lilly's mom here. That half-way house was the SPCA and nobody would adopt Lilly because of her temperment)

Ok mom watch it. Anyway, I am happy at last and love my Mom and Dad! However B*&%^d boy and S&$t girl I can do without.



Anonymous said...

Missy Fuentes! I had no idea you had such a hard life!

....Wait, yes I did. You tell me about it all the time. Just about as often as you threaten to "pop a cap in my a$$" or to "cut me."

~Cousin Katie

Lorenza said...

Hola Lilly!
I did not know you had a very hard life before you came to live with your new family.
Living in Mexico is not always easy.
Thanks for sharing your story.
Kisses and hugs

Murphy Dogg said...

Hi Lilly,
Nice to get to know you more. I too had a hardscrabble upbringing, so I get where you're coming from, girlfriend. Just remember, living well is the best revenge!
Murphy Dogg

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...


you did have a hard life. you came out so pretty no thanks to your evil looking pawrents. You tell my friend Mack to be nice to ya since ya have had such a hard life.


i said...

Hola Lilly, you've come a long way, haven't you? Glad you are living a happy life now.

Urban Smoothie Read said...

not trying to sound rude...but that dog really freak me out...

Ruby Bleu said...

Lilly, I'm surprised I haven't watched you on either Jerry or Geraldo!!! I'm not sure why but my Mom is laughed her behind off after reading this!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Joe Stains said...

omdog you should write a book or have your story made into one of those made for TV movies on that Lifetime channel! WOW. I sure am glad I inspired this story!

Kyanite said...

Hi Lily

That is some story, you certainly had things tough.
Am glad it had a happy ending with you finding momma Amy.

Pats &pets

Molly the Airedale said...

You've had one tough life, Lilly! We're so glad that it's quite a bit more normal now that you live with Mack!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

ChaChi Lu said...

Everyone has a past, but it is important to focus on the future.It's a hard knock life but I think you are on your way to good times...

ha ha,
ChaChi and JET

Petra said...

My dogness, you really knew how to dress in your earlier days, Lily! I had no idea that you had such history behind you, and I'm glad that your mom won the grand prize!vysfbom

Amber-Mae said...

Woah...Now that explains where you got your good looks from! No, I'm serious. What an inspiring story! You really did have a hard life. Well, I'm happy that you finally found your furever home with your ma, pa & your two siblings!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Moco said...

It is nice to know a little about your background. What is the world happened to your 28 kids?

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

That is a great story. Your are such a talented writer...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Asta said...

Hola Lillie

What a life..I think you slhould wite an illustwated so many kids and a dead beat husband..Whatevew you did to him, he desewved!!! and then some..awe youw childwen OK??
You wewe a vewy pwetty showgiwl...I'm glad you decided to stay with youw family, bt I think you should be nice to Pawis and my sweet fwiend Mack!
smoochie kisses
Pee ess
Happy Eastew evewyone!

The Zoo Crew said...

wow....sounds like you've experienced the school of hard knocks....but now you're in a wonderful place!

peace + paws,


Simba and Jazzi said...

Remind me not to upset you or our parents, gulp. I am glad you have a loving home now.

Simba x

Anonymous said...

I am so sawy use had such a awfuls beginnings, but I nose Mack, Paris & Mommi loves you very much and are making up for all the bad times.
But, use sore was a pwetty shoesgirwl.
pee-ess. HAPPY EASTER and gives Mack & Paris high fives for me.

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

The plan is to go see Baby Love next weekend but we will certainly give her your message.. You have a great weekend....

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Crikit, Sparky, Ginger! said...

Lilliana what a purdy name fur a lovely strong couragous woman. You've come full circle from your humble loving beginnings to a plentiful loving familee now.

We like having you snag a post from Mack from time to time. That allows him time to get into something hehe

Love Licks & waggin TX tails really likin your showgirl heels xo