Sunday, July 26, 2009

Just Little Old Me!

Paris Rains here! Seems like it's been forever since I lasted posted!

Just wanna let you know Mack has been real kissy face with mom and I think one day she just may forgive him. We still haven't gotten a new fence yet, so the doggy door is still locked.

More importantly here's what I've been up too....

This is quite possibly the best way to enjoy the kiddie pool:

No water! That way you don't mess up your 'do and mom doesn't have to towel you off. Clever huh!?!

And big boy insisted I show you his artwork. At first I said no, then he threatened to tell mom it was me who stole her pizza off the table if I didn't show it. So here it is. Warning, it's dumb.

Mack the gangsta
Personalized Glitter Graphics

He thinks he is such hot mess. He is so wrong!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

I am in more trouble than ever before...

Well, I REALLY did a bad thing now. Mom says this is way worse than when I tore her entire sofa up in a day.

And of course I am grounded big time. Mom says indefinitely. Or till we get a big, tall, privacy fence.

Well to make a long story short, I bit my 15 year old next door neighbor. He was climbing over his fence to come into his back yard and he put his hand (a whole 2 inches) on my side of the fence. I can jump like 4 feet in the air and that was a total shock to him (and his mother who is a policeman lady!).

Mom had to make a mad dash to the vet's last night to get my shot records to prove to his mom I didn't have rabies. So mom went next door to the policeman lady's house to give her my records and when she saw the boy's bleeding hand she started to cry!

Now I didn't bite him that hard, and I was just trying to get him to play with me, but mom says that makes no difference.

So last night I said bye-bye (as did Paris and Tia Lilly)to the doggy door. Mom put the lock on it and said it's not coming off till we get a taller fence. So she's having to let us out when we need to do bidness.
I can tell mom is mad at me still this morning because she didn't ask me to kiss her (I always refuse). She is all in a huff about getting all our shot records in order and is grumbling under her breath about how much a new fence is gonna cost her.
She says I should just feel lucky that the policeman lady didn't insist I go into quarantine. I don't know what that means but it doesn't sound good.

Well, friends, please don't forget about me when I am grounded from blogging. And most importantly don't believe anything my sisters say about me!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Laundry Day...

Hi guys, forgive me if I can't talk for very long.....

Gotta help mom with the laundry!!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Doggy Show!

By the looks of these pics, you would think they only had Boston Terrorists at the Houston dog show yesterday, but moms camera went dead after three pictures!

Dad did manage to take a pic of this pretty lady with his celly phone:

That's Mona!

But the best part of the dog show (for us) was mom coming home with a big bag full of moo tubes, cow knee caps, tendons and a whole bunch of other disgusting yummy stuff!

Friday, July 17, 2009

I Got an Award!

From mom!! She says I am officially "The Laziest Dog Ever Born". That is a good thing, right??
I'm hoping I at least get a bully stick for my amazing talent!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Working Wednesday!

Today I'm all dressed up and working for the snuggle puggle, Eduardo!

Today I am working for Phantom and Poppy!

Male super model, Phantom received a less than great report back from the doc, but because of all the healing sugars we will be sending via the interwebs, we just know he will be fine and dandy!

Here's a pic of him that I stole from SQ (Sibe Quarterly):

And my sweet, little Chi friend, Poppy, is recovering from back surgery. It seems like her whole household has had surgery lately! We just know she's gonna heal as fast as she did from her first surgery!

And just for grins, here's some pics of me:

See ya!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

On The Day That You Were Born....

Little P3

.... the angels got together and said "Let's make a P3"!!!

Happy birthday Little P,
AKA Petra Pie,
AKA Petra Pot Pie
AKA Petra!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

I Can't Decide...

Should I nap and dream of Ruby......

Or should I stay awake and daydream about her?

And guess what - we found out the name of our new little neighbor!!
It's BELLA! Mom used to have a big ol' rottie named Bella!

Welcome little B!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Our Hoovies Went Bye-Bye!

We were thoroughly enjoying our chew hooves the other day when dad comes in from work and says "What smells like cow poops? Did Mack make a mess on the floor again"? (I am substituting "mess" for a harsher word)

Then mom was all like, "No, it's just the babies' chew hooves" (Tattletale)

Then dad says we gotta throw those stinky things away.
I almost started to cry!!!!

But the day after that, Mom came home with these bones!

Filled with awesomeness!
Lilly is just a little bigger than her bone

Paris said "MINE - NOW!"

That's what the Mackman's talking about baby!

Thank you God for our awesomeness-filled chew bones!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Helping Mom

Paris Rains here! Today is laundry day and wouldn't you know it I am the only one that helps mom?? Lilly thinks she is helping by cheering me on, but she is not helping me concentrate!

And did you see that mess of a boy? He was being lazy as usual. Do you like to help your 'rents with housework like me??

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Soccer Sunday.... Anyone?

While the girls were inside taking it easy this morning,

I was outside raring to go! This is my most fave soccer ball of all time. But nobody wants to play with me....

Anybody? It's really fun I promise.

Little red heeler, you wanna play? Jenny?

I bet if my Ruby was here she would want to play some soccer

YAY! Mom kicked it! Okay it's time to go inside; it's getting hot out here!