I hereby demand the follow items or else Mom and the others will wish they was never been borned!
1. I shall not be called Cataracts LaRue henceforth
2. The blonde one must go. I am the alpha bit....um female.
3. A date with that sexy Simba King Yes, I want to be queen of where ever he lives.
4. There shall be no more making fun of my warts, breath or body odor.
5. All time zones will switch over to Chihuahua, Mexico time.
6. Every man, woman, child and dog in the US will have easy access to cigars.
7. I shall have a servant available 24/7 for my convenience and to run my errands.
If all of the above demands are not met within 24 hours, with my highly developed brain, I will create a computer virus that will make Mom's computer emit stinky Mack farts.
As far as the other two, they will REALLY get it - I have a few tricks up my sleeve!
Viva La Revolucion!
El Bandito (AKA Lilly)