Monday, April 14, 2008

Revolucion: Part Uno

Listen up!

I hereby demand the follow items or else Mom and the others will wish they was never been borned!

1. I shall not be called Cataracts LaRue henceforth

2. The blonde one must go. I am the alpha female.

3. A date with that sexy Simba King Yes, I want to be queen of where ever he lives.

4. There shall be no more making fun of my warts, breath or body odor.

5. All time zones will switch over to Chihuahua, Mexico time.

6. Every man, woman, child and dog in the US will have easy access to cigars.

7. I shall have a servant available 24/7 for my convenience and to run my errands.

If all of the above demands are not met within 24 hours, with my highly developed brain, I will create a computer virus that will make Mom's computer emit stinky Mack farts.
As far as the other two, they will REALLY get it - I have a few tricks up my sleeve!

Viva La Revolucion!


El Bandito (AKA Lilly)


Anonymous said...

Liliana Rosalita Fuentes Gonzales! How dare you!

You can make all the demands you want. I'm still gonna call you Stinky McButtface and Cataracy LaRue all I want! And you know you'll still love me.


Ruby Bleu said...

That comment about stinky breath, warts and body oder...hmmm...I'm not sure handsome Simba will be into that! Go brush your teethies, take a bath and get some wart remover girlfriend!

And please don't do anything to my handsome Mack. I'm being nice but if you try something be warned, I'll get medieval on your cute little chiwowowowowowow butt!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Lorenza said...

Hi, Lilly!
Do you mean.... La Bandida??
I hope all your demands are accomplished! But... poor Paris!
Kisses and hugs

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey, sounds like you mean business Lilly. We hope everyone there is safe.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Asta said...

I think you mean business..I hope youw demands awe met..I think you would make a pawsome queen fow look especially fetching i youw wevolutionawy cap.

Mack..You suwe live in an intewesting place..and yes I'm afwaid I have a gelato addiction..and I don't want to get coowed, heheh
smoochie kisses

Amber-Mae said...

Oh wow! I don't think I'd like to get into this mess. Gotta ciao!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

i said...

Hi Lilly, that's quite a list there. Good luck with your demands.

Kyanite said...

Lily, you've creased me up laughing here.
Will look forward to a report on the revolution...

Pats & pets
to all

BrandytheGreat said...

Woh, you sound VERY Serious there! Gonna scram together with Amber-Mae!

BenTheRotti said...


ok here is how we stand in this house..

Mum says if you harm Mack she will hunt you down and sing to you for 24 hours straight (an experience you do NOT want to me)

Dad says if you harm Paris he will hunt you down and force feed you his cooking (again.. an experience NOT to sample)

Mollie says... aaawww isn't Lilly cute!!

Lilli says... ooohh you are my namesake.. Viva revolution!!

and what do i say?

Where do I sign up?? well.. apart from demands to get rid of the blonde one.. I have a serious doggy crush on Paris so thats a no-go i'm afraid!

Ben xxxx

Simba and Jazzi said...

Sounds like you really mean business. Good luck, I think?

Simba x

Simba and Jazzi said...

Oooo a date, sounds like fun. I would say your place or mine, but I'm guessing its going to me mine lol. I'll try and steal the keys for the boat and the car.

Simba xx

Dexter said...

I'll take the blonde!


Petra said...

Gosch, Lilly, you have me shaking in my boots or at least you would if I had boots on. I hope all of your demands are met except for #2. You can't get rid of precious paris.

Nanette said...

Hmm...Stella likes your stance on key issues and would like to join your revolution. She would, however, like to see an added declaration involving some sort edible item or items.

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

We think the smelling farts will definitely do the trick. That always gets our Rents attention..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Anonymous said...

Why are you starting a revolution, I am confused? Do Mack and Paris brush their teeth, do they not make smelly farts, come on I'm sure they aren't perfect.
Listen please tell Mom Nanny is very upset that she shaves Paris, doesn't she understand that Cocker Spaniels should have long flowing skirts?
Also pass on a message to Mack that I have missed him terribly, but just don't tell Ruby okay. Hee,hee
Hugs, Bellyrubs, Smoochies

Joe Stains said...

uh oh, time to head for the border or something. Sounds like a scary time for us all!

Myeo said...

This sound like serious threat!

Boy n Baby

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh.. I hope your demands are all met

~ Girl girl

Gledwood said...

o what an entertaining doggie bloggie!!


Peanut said...

Lilly you sound very serious. I hope you get what you want.