Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Reverend Mother Lilly

I could hardly believe it.

See, I was riding down the highway on my cycle and noticed a sign that said:

And I thought "What in the world does that mean?"

Then I saw this sign and scratched my head:

You see I was beginning to get a little worried cause OUR Lilly has claimed to be psychic.

And when I saw this sign,

I got REALLY worried.....

But when I saw this sign just a few yards down,

It was full blown panic!!!


Ruby Bleu said...

OH MY DOG!!!! Have there been lots of people coming by? Oh we need to know...

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Moco said...

That Lily is a wiley gal. Watch out for those Hollywood types wandering toward your house looking for the next guru.

i said...

By any chance did you see Lilly with any crystal balls or tarot cards?

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh... So you'll be by the door collecting $ for Lilly?

~ Girl girl

Chips said...

will she do mine if i scan it in?

Simba and Jazzi said...

I could do with a reading. I'll just follow the signs then. How handy is that?!

Simba xx

Duke said...

Might as well put on a kettle of tea! You're in for a lot of company, Mack!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Dexter said...

That is spooky. You better watch out, she will be reading your mind next.


BenTheRotti said...

See this just confirms what i suspected.. all Lilly's are witches!! My skin-kid Lilli always knows what i'm thinking.. freaks me out!!
On the plus side Lilly may get rich and buy you a plush bachelor pad to entertain your girly pals at!!.. then again.. maybe not!

love and tail wags,

Ben xxx

Crikit, Sparky, Ginger! said...

Hehe Mack! no wonder she isn't that nice to you she knows what you been saying about her!

careful K?

Love Licks

pee ess~ thank you fur our celebration wishes

Asta said...

You'we going to be inundated wif lots of weiwd guests, you have to give them wefweshments too??
Maybe you could come and join me fow the walk ow wun to Ruby's house to avoid the cwowds
smoochie kisses

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Wow if your a psychic can you read our paws? We want to know how good of herders we will turn out to be. You see the trainer has decided to let Louie have a try at it. We just need to figure out how to get him to know the signs without actually seeing us. Dad thinks perhaps a vibrating collar will work. What do you think?

Mack said...

Lilliana Fuentes-Gonzales here!

This message is for the two studley boys above:

Per my crystal ball, you two will become world renown herders.
And you will go on to be the first to tie for the Best of Show at Madison Square Garden.

You can mail me my $50 by check or pay by Paypal. Either one.


Joe Stains said...

Holy cow, do you have a line around your house or what? What will she do with $50 per reading, that cash is going to add up fast!

Abby said...

HOLY WEINDER SCHNITZEL! She's a psychic?! WOW! That's quite a talent! :D

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Hey Mack,

Lilly is starting to scare me.
What if she don't like me and makes you stop being my friend.
The Mommy went toa psychic once 100 years ago when she was 19--Ok maybe not long ago--and everything she said came true.

You are don't remember it being spring.

Love ya my feiend....Mona

Amber-Mae said...

Oh my dog...This is too creepy. I can't take it!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Anonymous said...

Dangit, that's it. Lilly has to be stopped.

But first she has to tell me my fortune...

~Cousin Katie

Petra said...

Yes, I can see why it would full blown panic! FULL BLOWN PANIC! Yikes!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mom and Dad are going to take us to herding class next. It starts May 10th. The instructor was so impressed with Louie her and Dad are trying to figure out a way to train Louie. They are thinking that a vibrating collar might work. We sure hope so...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Jake of Florida said...

So how much for a paw reading????

The Texas Department of Transportation must be much more advanced than our Florida DOT!!!

Woofs, Pal,

Just Harry

Maya and Kena said...

Oh wow!
I would've been scared too!! Have you had lots of visitors???
Wags and licks,

Anonymous said...

Hey Mack!

Thanks for stopping by, you better keep track of Lilly she sounds like a handful, I wouldn't want all those strangers at my house.

Bark back soon,

Maya and Kena said...

Hi Mack!
Thank you fur coming to Kena's pawty!! We had so much fun meeting our furriends face to face!
And don't worry about the mess on the carpet, our humans will clean it. *claps paws and tells humans to clean up the mess* There we go, all set!
Thanks again fur helping us have a pawsome time!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena