Why am I called Snorty Britches?

Nothing much happening today. It is really getting warm here so we played a little outside then mom told us to come on in and look at the treat we got:

Bully sticks. Yay!! Even Lilly got a little piece that fell off of Paris' munchy!

And of course had to play some glow ball. My mom is talking and talking in this video:

How is your Saturday going?

MOM!!!

I didn't do it! I promise!

Could a face this innocent be responsible for such an act?

It was Lilly!!!

Editor's Note: Mom here. It was Mack. It's always Mack.

I found the squeaker two rooms away:

Mom, you know you love me! Can I have a dried liver treat now?

Well....

I guess I like Paris after all. At least she is good for body heat!

I don't know about Lilly though - she was being unsociable last night:

Nobody really knows about Lilly though!!

Thought for the day: MONDAY'S OVER!!

A Star Amongst Us

How do you like my new collar??

If you know of any pooch who needs a Texas style collar, head on over to Lone Star Pet Gear and tell 'em Mack sent you!

Guess what -- there is a Music SupahStar here on DWB! Mom was pulling out my CD's and look who's on the cover:

Is it really you Bella??? I know you are a career woman and all, but I didn't know you also had a SINGING career!

Not much else going on here. I' ll end with some Paris pics: (at the request of a certain large fellow named Mango!)

This is Too Good To Be True!

OMD!!!

You will never guess what happened when mom came home today for lunch....

PRESSIES!!

Here's a hint who its from: (Think about this being her as a puppy with her bubba):

Yes, that's right it is from the beautiful Lola!!

Wow - thank you ma'am!! You really know how to brighten up a guys day!!

Just look at all this:

That stuffy actually makes kissing sounds! Oh yeah!

Here's a picture of old Paris trying to steal it from me:

I told her in no uncertain terms that this belongs to Mack T. Beans, not Paris Blondbutt.

Ok, I got it back. Those lips were meant for moi ! Lola doesn't want to kiss a mean old cocker spaniel mess. Dang!

Looky:

No, you weren't hallucinating. It's a big ol jar of freeze dried Venison liver. Have I died and gone to Heaven? I guess not, there's Lilly over there beggin for some

And it doesn't stop there, no way Jose:

This is a football, from KONG!! That's a picture of me being greedy. heehee

Below is me with Barnaby. He's a Green Gecko. His life span might be limited by my pit bull-like jaws. Here I am giving the stink-eye to Momma. Mom, don't you try to take him away. Barnaby is MINE! Lola, how did you know I love reptiles of all kinds?

And now I have two words for you. Bully Sticks. Need I say more?

Lola also sent me all kinds of delicious meaty wonderful, slobber-inducing treats:

And here is le piece de resistanc:

No, not Lilly's stanky ear, I'm talking about a Zany fun ball. Man I love balls.

Here's me welcoming it to the family:

Ok, I need some alone time to bond with it:

Lola, words can't express how much I appreciate this!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

The latest in doggy hi-tech

Well, Mom got a new pet care catalog in the mail today and look what it has for the dog that loves to roam the 'hood:

Cool huh??? But did you see where it says a size large goes up to 27 inches!!! Oh my dog! Mango's neck prolly isn't that big. For Pete's sake BELLA's neck wasn't 27 inches.

My big ol' neck is 13" and it isn't even listed as small! Dang, that's just not right!

Well the lovely and talented Ruby has tagged me for a new game. I love getting tagged!! Thanks Wonder Rubes!

Here are the rules:

1. Make something, Anything. It doesn't have to be complicated or artsy. Make a list, Take an interesting picture, make some one's day, Make dinner, make a doodle, make fun of yourself, make a poem, make your bed (OK, that last one is lame).

2. Write a blog about it. With pictures for brownie points.

3. Link to this blog and challange six other bloggers to do the same.

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Okay, I'm kinda cheating a little and getting my idea from the rules but here goes.

Here I am, (hopefully) making someone's soon to be birthday a very happy one!

Mom had to help me pick out some stuff cause I'm really not sure what girls like . She saw a really pretty frilly pink dress she was gonna get and I shouted "NO WAY MOM!!!!" My lady likes to go au naturale 24/7!! heehee

Well, now I want to tag Turbo, Weeny, Martha, Lucy, Poppy & River to play the "make something" game. But only if you want to! Bye for now......

Old and New Friends

Happy Saturday everybody!!

Here's what I've been doing today:

Enjoying the beautiful weather and napping!

First, I wanna say a big CONGRATULATIONS to my lady, Ruby for her DWB's awesome bloggy of the month. Way to go Wonder Rubes!!! Your blog is the best !

Also, I have made a couple of new bloggin friends! One is a little lady named Abby and the other is a big boy Rottie named Ben. Go say hi and tell em Mack sent you!!

Mom once had a Rottweiler before I was born. Her name was Bella and she was a biggggg girl.

Here's her glamor shot:

Mom says she was the sweetest dog ever (I'm sure she is not including me) and wouldn't hurt a fly. Mom has not gotten my picture professionally done yet and I am deeply hurt because of it.

Anyhoo, My new friend Abby has a super cool game that I just love.

You have to fill in the blanks with a word that starts with the first letter of your name. Here's my answers:

Your name.........Mack

4 letter word....Mail

Vehicle....Mack Truck!

City......Minneapolis

Boy name....Michael

Girl name....Marilyn

Occupation....Mortician

Something you wear.....Medal

Celebrity.....Mary Tyler Moore

Food....MEAT!

Something found in a bathroom....Mat

Reason for being late...My dog pooed on the carpet

Cartoon Character....Mickey Mouse

Something you shout....Mack! Get that outta your mouth! (mom does anyway...a lot)

Animal....Moose

Body part....Marrow

Word to describe you...messy

Now I tag anybody that likes to play Scatagories. Have a nice weekend!