Sunday, September 25, 2011

Bed Time Stories With Tia Lilly

Good evening my sleepy time amigos! Tia Lilly here. I hope you enjoy tonight's story.

Our characters tonight are a set of sibling ne’r do wells who were spoiled rotten by their momma, while their beautiful senior citizen aunt (who took care of them wholly) was left to fend for herself.

Our tail starts off with the evil Max, a slow witted boy who was handed everything in life on a silver platter. He and his ditzy sister Maris entered a contest where the participants guessed how many Milky Bones were in a hoooge jar. The winner got to take the jar of MB’s home. Well, fat boy, I mean Max was so over fed he couldn’t waddle himself down to the local petstore to count the bones! So he got his ex-convict sister Maris to go down to the place and steal the jar so she could bring it back home and they could take as long as they wanted to count the bones. They promised each other they would return the Milky Bone jar just as soon as they were confident they had that magic number. Well, their clever aunty, Tia Rosalita, overheard them and called the police just as fast as her itty bitty feet could take her to the phone. The cops came to their house and gave them a good talking to. Blockhead boy and Airhead girl both starting crying and ran to their momma and the beautiful aunty had a great big old laugh!! Ha ha ha ha!!

So children, the moral of the story is : when you are planning a crime, ALWAYS do it in secrecy. Sleep good ninos!!!


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I khan't wait fur next time!

Woo told khwite the tale!


♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

And now pleasant dreams, sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite - great story , we all really enjoyed it. Too bad we don't recognize any of those characters:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

The Daily Pip said...

Bawhahahaa! Crime really doesn't pay, I guess. Thank goodness for good citizens like Tia Roselita!

Your pal, Pip

Dexter said...

A very deep and informative story.


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Super Story... with a grrrreat moral. MORE MORE MORE stories...

Josie said...

What a great story, Lily! My Mum is laughing herself silly over this! I will definitely take time to reflect on the deep moral of the story. You are so adorable. More stories, please! Love, Josie

Two French Bulldogs said...

gracias tia
Benny & Lily

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Yaaaay! Auntie saves the day....and the bones. Hope you got a reward.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Asta said...

Deew boootiful Tia Lilliana ,

That was a wiveting stowy
I wish you could come and wead to me each night.

I know evil ones like that only exist in stowy books thank dog, so we awe all safe
smoochie kisses


Hmm, we think the story is about the three of you.

Essex & Sherman

White Dog Blog said...

And now do you tuck us in and kiss us on the forehead? That was an excellent story, dear auntie!

Shane Kent Louis said...

Reading story is really great habits and I learned a lot from it!

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kissa-bull said...

we loves the moral of your story and shall take it to heart oh wise one

pibble sugars
the pittie pack

The Oceanside Animals said...

Crime doesn't pay! Unless you work on Wall Street, I mean ...

Asta said...

I'm hewe fow tonight's new stowy tia Lilliana
smoochie kisses

World of Animals, Inc said...

Tia Lilly, that was a great story. It was a real thriller for us. We are now ready for bed now. Thanks for the story. Have a wonderful rest of your day.
World of Animals