Too Silly Tuesday

Boston Burrito.
Served with a side of Boston baked beans.

I Need Your Opinion

...on my nose.
Mom says the pink thingy on top of my nose looks like an upside down clown. I don't know. Do you see anything besides a cute splotch??

And look at this. Her T-shirt says "Daddy's Under My Spell"
This is so ridiculous it's ridiculous.
She sure got the witch part right though!

Our Spa Day

Today we got a Butticure & Pedicure as Lorenza would say! Mom had us all excited in this video. WARNING: Extreme weirdness; you may wanna turn your speakers down.



Lilly didn't get to go this time. She usually goes by herself.
She was all bragging and everything about how she got some "Mom & Me" time. Gag.


And I found this on mom's phone!
I'm not as upset about it as a should be cause when we got home from the groomer's Paris & I got these:

Mom knows these are mine and Miss Thing's favorite chewy. You should try them sometime.
YUM! Notice Paris' baldness. HA!

Here I am all sleek and shiny.

Mom says she likes to try and get the house as clean as possible while we're gone. I don't know why that is. She is always complaining about housework. She says she needs all these just to keep the house at a tolerable level. And I am certain none of the hairs in that vac are mine.
Whatever. Anyhowl, I would like to wish my peeps a belated 13th anniversary. I got her these flowers for the occasion:
Or maybe it was dad. I can't remember.

Memories

Look what I found while I was cleaning out one of my toy boxes. Those were the days. We had our own band, dozens (well maybe not that many) of adoring fans, all the kibble we could eat and Paris wasn't born yet. I bet you can remember some of our songs (Available on CD):

Twist and Roach
Girls Just Wanna Eat Meat
Do ya Think I'm Stinky
Black n White
Raindrops Keep Falling on My Brachiocephalic Head
Knocking on Heaven's Doggy Door
and the list goes on and on.......

Do you ever have days where you just like to daydream about yesteryear??

Maybe This Will Make Monday Easier...

I think Mom needs to start her own club and call it "The Messy Monday Group" or "Grumpy Monday Moms" or something like that.
I hope when she sees this it will make her smile. You too!

Finally Friday

We do love Fridays around here. Well mom does anyway.
Bye mom; have a great day at work. Yes! 8 hours of total mayhem Bwaaahaaa



What the ........? Where did this come from?


I can't believe mom would say that about Lilly & Paris!

Mom's A Crab

...cause she has to go back to work after having three days off. Lazy human!
She's been talking about saving her nickels and dimes from her so-called "job" to buy a doggie cam. Yikes. This isn't good.

Anyhoo, here is a video of me, being super busy, chomping on a bone. Do you hear me complaining?