7 Things I plan to do Before I Die:
-Eat a WHOLE chocolate bar. (See previous post)
-Catch a squirrel and have mom cook him.
-Just once win a fight with Paris
-Take a trek to the Motherland, Boston
-Squeeze my vets butt, like she does mine (darn anal glands)
-Somehow get into the treat cabinet & go to town.
-Ban cuddling!
7 Things I Do Now
-Poop on the carpet in front of the TV
-Wiggle out of my 'rents arm when they try to hold me
-Everyday at 5PM, unplug the TV so the digital TV guide won't come on at least for another hour.
-Bring a ton of pecans in every day (we have a pecan tree outside) and strew them about the house.
-Hurry up and eat my dinner then go lick my sissy's bowls (They finish first though)
-Act like a maniac when I go on walkies.
-Bark at the cat everyday.
7 Things I can't Do:
-Scratch my butt (legs too short)
-Stand hugs from mom and dad
-Go out the front door, dang it
-Go in the garage anymore (Somebody caused too much damage.....)
-Catch that darn RLB (mom's note: he means his laser light toy)
-Get in that treat cabinet
-Convince mom to play soccer 24/7
7 Things that Attract Me To the Opposite Sex:
-Ruby's eyes
-Ruby's Brindleness
-Ruby's smile
-Ruby's little nose
-Ruby's nubbin' tail
-Ruby's belly spots
-Ruby's feetsies
7 Things I say Most Often
-Treats Mom!
-Mom I pooped on the carpet
-Oops sorry Mom
-When's dindins?
-When's breakkies?
-Treats please
-Sorry dad
7 Celebrities I admire
-RinTinTin
-Lassie
-Beethoven
-Angelina Jolie
-Wonder Ruby
-Benji
-Lady (From Lady & the Tramp....Actually Paris made me put that in there)
7 Who Get This Now
-Anybody
-who
-wants
-to
-do
-it
-next!
Have a great weekend everybody!
30 comments:
Khute...
I'll save woo some time and trouble:
Woo are a boy -
Paris is a girl -
Woo will NEVER win the fight!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Go Phillies
excuse me as i just recover from the hysteria of imagining you squeeze your Vets butt!! that has to be the best answer i have seen yet!!
but... ban cuddles!! Mum almost fainted from shock!! surely not!!
Lady Kaos tagged me for this, I had better get thinking!!
love and tailwags,
Ben xxxx
Hey Mack, We are trying to catch up some. We enjoyed your lists. (You unplug the TV everday? hmmmm-clearly they watch it too much!)
Hugs and have a great weekend!
Sunny&Scooter
Mack you are so funny. We love it.. Bringing nuts in sounds like great fun. he he
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
G'day Mack
I reckon if you catch a squirrel you should just eat it ... cooking it would take too long!
Cheers
Charlie
PeeEss: I wanna see you squeeze the V-E-Ts butt too! ;-)
Hey Mack. That's a fun tag. But I can't scratch my butt either and I have long legs.... ??
Have a great weekend.
xxo
Chef
Did you get into trouble for pooping on the carpet in front of the TV?
I dun like cuddling too. I only cuddle with jie jie once in a while but no one else!
Luv
Snowball
In front of the TV is the best place to poop BY FAR! I can't imagine why anydog would want to poo anywhere else!
Hi, Mack!
I loved your 7x7 answers!
Squeeze your vet's butt! I'd like to see that!
Sorry Dad?? I guess you are in trouble with your Dad too often!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Great answers, but NO NO NO chocolate. Take it from me, it is not FUN. It is bad! You get really sick and your upchuck everything and then you can't sleep on the bed because you are still upchucking and you have no energy and you feel terrible and it is awful, just awful.
Trust me on this. Been there, done that. Don't want to do it again.
Roxy
wow thats a cool list of 7 things you have . Hope your kitty sissy will do fine . whats wrong with her ? Have a great weekend !!
xoxo,
Three Musketeers
You look to angelic to act like a maniac when you go for a walk. We just can't believe it lol.
tailwags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy
We like the idea of cooked squirrel, Mack! How will you have your mom cook him? Roasted with stuffing sounds great to us with a yummy gravy!
Thanks for playing, Mack! Great answers!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Awww my Macky-kins...
I'm just blushing so....I woof you!!!
Lots of Licks, your Ruby
Hey Mack,
Great lists! I might have to steal some of your ideas, cuz they sound awesome! Visit Motherland Boston, squeeze the vet's butt, eat a whole chocolate bar!
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg
How insightful!
Woh cooked a squirrel...
~ Girl girl
#2 on your first list is probably #1 in my life's plan. Except I wouldn't wait for mom to cook the squirrel. I'd go to town on it as is. Mmm mmm. Protein!
Momma says you are a "piece of work" whatever that means. I hope you and Ruby get some quality time at the party.
I like your idea of giving the vet back what she dishes out. She'd think twice about squeezing your little butt if she had to express herself too.
Slobbers,
Mango
So , is kitty sissy home yet ?
Oh , we gotta have self control now mack . My surname have become to NO ever since Lady is back . Because you can hear my human keep shouting ' CODY NO ' BOL !
Lots of Loves
Hi Mack!
That was a fun meme to read!! But please don't eat a whole chocolate bar, I don't want you to get sick!!
Thanks for the Thanksgiving wishes! :)
Love Clover xo
This is so much fun!
You mean you poop in front of the TV... i pee in front of the Tv and my mom dont think it is funny. Tell you, she really has no sense of humour.
Love
Boy
Stopping by to say hello to all my DWB friends after the weekend. Hope you are all well.
Simba x
w00f's Pups, pawsome job on the 7 x 7, heehee squeese vets butttt...wish u luck on dat one...
b safe,
~rocky~
i'm sure u can win over paris after some regime training... watch WWf in the meantime
Paris can eat faster than you? Hope you're just joking about the chocolate. Wouldn't want you to be sick, Mack.
I wish I had a pecan tree in my yard, Mack! How many can you bring in at one time?
And happy birthday to your mom tomorrow, Mack! Please post a picture of her and you (and any other creature that wants their picture taken)!
Well done Mackie! I like your style. BTW, if you find out who's holding the laser thinge, you can usually catch the thing!
licks & slobbers
-Charlie
I second everyone on the chocolate thing. I have eaten it before and had to get sick and get injected and go to the V E T. It is delicious, true, but very very bad for you.
If you ever want a change of scene, I recommend pooing in front of the computer. Overnight. Right in the path when the humans come downstairs in the morning. Heh.
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