7 Things I plan to do Before I Die:
-Eat a WHOLE chocolate bar. (See previous post)
-Catch a squirrel and have mom cook him.
-Just once win a fight with Paris
-Take a trek to the Motherland, Boston
-Squeeze my vets butt, like she does mine (darn anal glands)
-Somehow get into the treat cabinet & go to town.
7 Things I Do Now
-Poop on the carpet in front of the TV
-Wiggle out of my 'rents arm when they try to hold me
-Everyday at 5PM, unplug the TV so the digital TV guide won't come on at least for another hour.
-Bring a ton of pecans in every day (we have a pecan tree outside) and strew them about the house.
-Hurry up and eat my dinner then go lick my sissy's bowls (They finish first though)
-Act like a maniac when I go on walkies.
-Bark at the cat everyday.
7 Things I can't Do:
-Scratch my butt (legs too short)
-Stand hugs from mom and dad
-Go out the front door, dang it
-Go in the garage anymore (Somebody caused too much damage.....)
-Catch that darn RLB (mom's note: he means his laser light toy)
-Get in that treat cabinet
-Convince mom to play soccer 24/7
7 Things that Attract Me To the Opposite Sex:
-Ruby's little nose
-Ruby's nubbin' tail
-Ruby's belly spots
7 Things I say Most Often
-Mom I pooped on the carpet
-Oops sorry Mom
7 Celebrities I admire
-Lady (From Lady & the Tramp....Actually Paris made me put that in there)
7 Who Get This Now
Have a great weekend everybody!