I nearly gave my mom (and dad) a heart attack!
Monday night mom was watching her favorite (stupid) show, A&E's Intervention, when Lilly came up to her and said Where's Mack??
Mom said I was probably taking my usually 8PM dump outside. Lilly said "Uh Uh I just got back from teetling and he ain't nowheres out there". 
Mom wasn't too worried (yet), so she got up and went out back and I wasn't there. She looked in the garage and I wasn't there. She looked under the pear tree. No Mack.
Then she called for Dad to come help her. He got his flashlight and they searched the property, but still no Macky! They went inside and looked in all the bedrooms, in the walk-in closets and I wasn't there!!
Mom then noticed Ming (our 'mese) had her back all hunched up and was trying to hide between the dresser and nightstand in one of the bedrooms.
Dad took his flashlight and looked under the bed - guess who was there! ME!
I had escaped into the hallway to try and steal kitty's food (and of course grab a couple litter box treatsies).
THEN, Ming sees me tasting her food and gets all indignant and scratched my nose and I run underneath the bed and hide! Her needly fingers hurt, dang it!
Mom isn't too happy with Paris, either. Mom kept asking her "Where's Mack, Where's Mack, Take us to Mack" and this was her response:
Anyway, I got some jail time
I was released early on good behaviour.
Then the next day I pooped ALL over the living room!
So I am in the doghouse with mom and dad. I am trying to look SOOOO pitiful so they will forgive me. Keep your dewclaws crossed it will work!
33 comments:
Oh Mack
The things we do when exploring huh!
Cheers
Charlie
Oh man, Mackie...it's a good thing you've got that adoreable jowly face!
Lola
Oh, Mack, my poor little friend. I'm so sorry your nose got scratched but I'm glad you are okay now.
How come YOU had to to to jail and Ming got off the hook? Huh? How come?
Are you ok my sweet boy? Your post just sent shivers thru me...the thought of you being lost is just too much for me to handle. Oh, and I'm with Petra, meanie Ming scratches you and you are sent to the big house...so not fair!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Hi Mack,
Despite of your scratched nose you're still an HANDSOME BT!
Licks from France,
Cosmo and Cachou!
Oh boy oh boy, are you in trubble!!!
And I'm pretty sure Paris was indeed helpful! That kitty scares me with her RED evil-looking eyes!
w00f's Mack and all...hmmm me not think u mama and daddy can stay mad at dat face fur long..and me agrees u gits scratched and u pay the price..sumthing dont sound rite wiff dat deal...u need joe stains to git u outta trubble...
b safe,
~rocky~
Cat food and treats they leave in the litter box are just irresistible. We have to do bad things to get them
Why didn't you go out the doggie door to do the poop? That cat food will do that you you. I think it is a laxative. Maybe you will be on Intervention soon for your addiction to "kitty krunchies."
Oh dear poor Mack. Hope you are feeling better soon. Cat related products will go right through you. No wonder you were hiding under the bed.
Oh you have been framed. It was the cats fault that you were missing. That cat should be in jail not you..
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie
At least you have one friend for now, Mack - Lilly! She noticed you were missing and cared enough to sound the alarm! Thank goodness you're okay!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Hey Mack,
Holy crap, what an adventure! You're tough enough to take Ming's scratch, I bet the litter box bits were totally worth it!
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg
P.S. LOVED the Star Wars video!
Mack,
Ya gotta be a good boy. You know easy it is for the Mommyies to get scared & worried about us. I say it's their job so we gots to test them once and a while.
Tell your Mommy and Daddy to look for the fat old redhead & the beautiful doggie in the DROH kissing booth, & that'll be us.
LOVE ya...Mona & the Mommy
omdog, what a cool couple of days you have had. even if the humans are mad at you, wasn't it kind of worth it :)
Hi, Mack!
How can they be mad at you?? I hope your sad face worked!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
It's the heat -
It's affekhted your khanine brain -
AND you've developed an allergy to KHATS -
My best wishes for your speedy rekhovery!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Oh Mack, I feel so bad for you. That last picture is breaking our hearts, I'm sure you're parents will forgive you soon
We don't have any dewclaws... but we'll keep all our toes crossed, and that's ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY FOUR toes. We think. If the servant's math is right. HA! THAT's a big if!!!
Anyway that face should work great!
wags from the whippets
We are very sure your pawrents are not mad at you anymore. That face is too sad.
Love
Boy n Baby
Oh Mack....hope you are out by now.
Oh dear.. I hope they forgive you already
~ Girl girl
Mack, Paris is such a good sissy. She didn't give you away. She trying to help you get away, you know?
Remember to give her a kiss. OK?
Luv
Snowball
hehehe...
glad your found!
Just make sure you try and look extra cute!! I made a huge stain on the couch the other day and my parents forgave me because i looked too cute in my kennel! So just keep trying... and remember you have to protect your nose from those kitties!!
Maggie
poop everywhere - ha, that showed them! Good on yer, Mack!
licks & slobbers
-Charlie
Oh, I'm sure that face will work. Just aim it right at them and then sigh. Did you manage to get any kitty roca before they caught you?
Poppy
Cripes Mack, that kitty scratched your nose...you've just got to get her back matie. Kitties can't do that...it's not allowed.
We're so glad you weren't really lost.
Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy
Uhoh!! Sorry to hear you are in trouble, I hope your kitty got a talking to for scratching you!!
Love Clover xo
Mack: thanks for stopping by! here's hoping you're out of the doghouse by now!
lola smiles
Dude! I think you were framed.
wally.
ps. That's my ma ape's favorite show, too. You'd think our mas would think we're relatively good after seeing the shenanigans folks get up to on that show!
Mack-I think they will keep you no matter what you do!!
Velcro
Why did you get jail time? I'm having trouble seeing the fault in all of this. And since when did Miss Paris become a search and rescue dog? I bet she knew where you were and just wasn't telling.
Slobbers,
Mango
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