Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I've been a verrrrrrry bad boy

I nearly gave my mom (and dad) a heart attack!

Monday night mom was watching her favorite (stupid) show, A&E's Intervention, when Lilly came up to her and said Where's Mack??

Mom said I was probably taking my usually 8PM dump outside. Lilly said "Uh Uh I just got back from teetling and he ain't nowheres out there".

Mom wasn't too worried (yet), so she got up and went out back and I wasn't there. She looked in the garage and I wasn't there. She looked under the pear tree. No Mack.

Then she called for Dad to come help her. He got his flashlight and they searched the property, but still no Macky! They went inside and looked in all the bedrooms, in the walk-in closets and I wasn't there!!

Mom then noticed Ming (our 'mese) had her back all hunched up and was trying to hide between the dresser and nightstand in one of the bedrooms.

Dad took his flashlight and looked under the bed - guess who was there! ME!

I had escaped into the hallway to try and steal kitty's food (and of course grab a couple litter box treatsies).

THEN, Ming sees me tasting her food and gets all indignant and scratched my nose and I run underneath the bed and hide! Her needly fingers hurt, dang it!

Mom isn't too happy with Paris, either. Mom kept asking her "Where's Mack, Where's Mack, Take us to Mack" and this was her response:

Anyway, I got some jail time

I was released early on good behaviour.

Then the next day I pooped ALL over the living room!

So I am in the doghouse with mom and dad. I am trying to look SOOOO pitiful so they will forgive me. Keep your dewclaws crossed it will work!


Charlie Daniels said...

Oh Mack

The things we do when exploring huh!



Ferndoggle said...

Oh man,'s a good thing you've got that adoreable jowly face!


Petra said...

Oh, Mack, my poor little friend. I'm so sorry your nose got scratched but I'm glad you are okay now.

How come YOU had to to to jail and Ming got off the hook? Huh? How come?

Ruby Bleu said...

Are you ok my sweet boy? Your post just sent shivers thru me...the thought of you being lost is just too much for me to handle. Oh, and I'm with Petra, meanie Ming scratches you and you are sent to the big not fair!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Cosmo & Cachou said...

Hi Mack,

Despite of your scratched nose you're still an HANDSOME BT!

Licks from France,

Cosmo and Cachou!

BrandytheGreat said...

Oh boy oh boy, are you in trubble!!!
And I'm pretty sure Paris was indeed helpful! That kitty scares me with her RED evil-looking eyes!

Lacy said...

w00f's Mack and all...hmmm me not think u mama and daddy can stay mad at dat face fur long..and me agrees u gits scratched and u pay the price..sumthing dont sound rite wiff dat deal...u need joe stains to git u outta trubble...

b safe,

Peanut said...

Cat food and treats they leave in the litter box are just irresistible. We have to do bad things to get them

Moco said...

Why didn't you go out the doggie door to do the poop? That cat food will do that you you. I think it is a laxative. Maybe you will be on Intervention soon for your addiction to "kitty krunchies."

Beanz said...

Oh dear poor Mack. Hope you are feeling better soon. Cat related products will go right through you. No wonder you were hiding under the bed.

Gus and Louie said...

Oh you have been framed. It was the cats fault that you were missing. That cat should be in jail not you..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Maggie & Mitch said...

At least you have one friend for now, Mack - Lilly! She noticed you were missing and cared enough to sound the alarm! Thank goodness you're okay!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Mack,
Holy crap, what an adventure! You're tough enough to take Ming's scratch, I bet the litter box bits were totally worth it!
Murphy Dogg
P.S. LOVED the Star Wars video!



Ya gotta be a good boy. You know easy it is for the Mommyies to get scared & worried about us. I say it's their job so we gots to test them once and a while.

Tell your Mommy and Daddy to look for the fat old redhead & the beautiful doggie in the DROH kissing booth, & that'll be us.

LOVE ya...Mona & the Mommy

Joe Stains said...

omdog, what a cool couple of days you have had. even if the humans are mad at you, wasn't it kind of worth it :)

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mack!
How can they be mad at you?? I hope your sad face worked!
Kisses and hugs

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

It's the heat -

It's affekhted your khanine brain -

AND you've developed an allergy to KHATS -

My best wishes for your speedy rekhovery!


Arabella said...

Oh Mack, I feel so bad for you. That last picture is breaking our hearts, I'm sure you're parents will forgive you soon

Patience-please said...

We don't have any dewclaws... but we'll keep all our toes crossed, and that's ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY FOUR toes. We think. If the servant's math is right. HA! THAT's a big if!!!

Anyway that face should work great!

wags from the whippets

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

We are very sure your pawrents are not mad at you anymore. That face is too sad.

Boy n Baby

happy said...

Oh Mack....hope you are out by now.

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh dear.. I hope they forgive you already

~ Girl girl

Snowball said...

Mack, Paris is such a good sissy. She didn't give you away. She trying to help you get away, you know?

Remember to give her a kiss. OK?



KAY said...

glad your found!

The Puppies said...

Just make sure you try and look extra cute!! I made a huge stain on the couch the other day and my parents forgave me because i looked too cute in my kennel! So just keep trying... and remember you have to protect your nose from those kitties!!


Orable & Charlie said...

poop everywhere - ha, that showed them! Good on yer, Mack!

licks & slobbers

Poppy said...

Oh, I'm sure that face will work. Just aim it right at them and then sigh. Did you manage to get any kitty roca before they caught you?


Noah the Airedale said...

Cripes Mack, that kitty scratched your've just got to get her back matie. Kitties can't do's not allowed.

We're so glad you weren't really lost.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Clover said...

Uhoh!! Sorry to hear you are in trouble, I hope your kitty got a talking to for scratching you!!
Love Clover xo

Lola Smiles said...

Mack: thanks for stopping by! here's hoping you're out of the doghouse by now!

lola smiles

wally said...

Dude! I think you were framed.


ps. That's my ma ape's favorite show, too. You'd think our mas would think we're relatively good after seeing the shenanigans folks get up to on that show!

Southbay Girl said...

Mack-I think they will keep you no matter what you do!!


Mango said...

Why did you get jail time? I'm having trouble seeing the fault in all of this. And since when did Miss Paris become a search and rescue dog? I bet she knew where you were and just wasn't telling.