Despite it's appearance, the above breed is not a Cocker Spaniel but a Cocker Mess. You can tell by the evil look in it's eye and the extreme mischief it is always getting itself into.Mackapedia describes the Cocker Mess as "an ornery breed of dog; one that is constantly peeing on the floor and pooping on your doorstep just where you would normally walk. This breed is thought to be a descendant of the cat family."
And mom is making me apologize for yesterday's post. Actually I told a small fib. Lilly didn't make that cake for me. It was a present from one of dad's co-workers. Sorry Lilly! That evil cocker is rubbing off on me!
Anyhoo, wish us luck today, we have to go to the groomers. Waaaah!
21 comments:
Way too funny!!!!!!Mackie, I understand the sibling rivalry stuff, 'cuz we do it here!! Good luck at the groomer! Love, Josie
I have my own definition Mack, which I assure you is the correct one. Just ask Captain M. Webster.
"The envy of all dog breeds, a Beaster Spaniel is a descendant of wolves and therefore thrives on meaty feasts and naughty plans. An evil genius, the Beaster Spaniel can work his way in to or out of any sticky situation, and more often than not these "sticky situations" involve feces of some sort. The Beaster Spaniel is a hearty party animal, an agile and speedy athlete, and a squirrel hunter extraordinaire. Perhaps this fabulous beast is best known for their endless puppy-like gazes and wiggly, gassy bottoms, which get them out of trouble. This is an exemplary dog breed - a favorite of humans, canines and Santa Clause alike."
I'm sure Miss Paris would agree with me 100% on that one.
Oh Mack you might be in trouble again saying such bad things about Paris.. She is a sweetie.. So are you getting a trim at the groomers?
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
Mack
It's so hawd to believe that definition..I mean just look at that innocent face and those glowious eaws, but I know you to be a vewy twoofull and sweet doggie, so it must be twoo.
I hope the gwoomew makes all of you bootifullew wifout huwting ow towtoowe
smoochie kisses
ASTA
i reconize that adorabull and innocent face she gives cause coco does the same thing and she is inherently naughtly and evil too i always get blamed for getting into the trash even though she starts it but when mommish comes in she jumps on the couch and acts like shes ashleep
BOL
waggles
guero
I'm wondering what The LillyParis manual have to say about a MakhkiePoo?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Hi, Mack!
Your definition sure is interesting!
Glad to know Lilly did not give you that present!
How was the groomers time??
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
BOL BOL Cokermess?!?!? BOL BOL
Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo
Paris must think the pearl garland is hard candies to eat! Your sissy is too cute, Mack! You better be nice or else!
Good luck at the groomers!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Thanks for the clarification. I still think my nephew, Misha, is a blackened version of Miss Thing - total cocker mess for sure.
Slobbers,
Mango
Thanks for teaching us about this new and messy breed. good luck at the groomers.
Happy belated barkday Mack! Glad to hear you had a great one.
Cocker mess? Hehehe...
Oh no! You have to go somewhere else to get a damn bath?
Ike
And dude, I'm totes sorry I missed your birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Ike
hey Macky, how are your Lilly & Paris?????? have not seen Paris for a long time.
with regards to your q on my post today,that $%# red man,that SantaPaws.....moi's not his helper, he's MINE bol......
Merry Christmas dear Macky
chikisses
coco
That Cocker Mess is awfully cute - you have to admit that, Mack.
And you are so right, Thunder WAS snoring up a storm but Mom couldn't catch it on video with the TV blaring in the background.
Woos, Phantom and Thunder
Too cute! Even when being naughty.
Wishing you a Merry Christmas filled with chewable goodies!
I can see your point, Mack, but Paris is cure a cutie! I'll bet Fig would eat that garland, too, if she got the chance; it probably tastes as good as pinecones.
I thought Christmas was about being nice, so how come you have to go to the groomers?
Hi Mack,
Thank you for the pawsome holiday card! We’re having lots of fun getting to know other DWB members.
Happy holidays!
Love and lots of licks,
Stella and Leader Dog Willow
hmmm i duz noeses whut u meenz sinc i did spenz time at ur howse. ok an ok cocker mess iz bowt right! hahahahaha
now, i did tol u miss lillee wood notz du whut u did sayses dint i? ok anok. u be nice to miss lilee. she is a ferree nicerest ladee. (pssst jus go eezee on that ta kill ya stuff)
ok anok i godda go
scooter
From Goofy to Mack,
Hey mate, I gotta agree with Stan.
From Rudolf to Mack,
My vote's for Mackapedia!!!
101% BINGO!
Our pawrents brought Goofy home simply for the fact the model the same picture you posted. They went aww... and he came home, sigh!
Can we edit Mackapedia abit?
Make Cocker Mess aka Con-Artists too!
Love,
Rudolf & Goofy-con,
Blessed Y2010 too!
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