Saturday, December 19, 2009

This is Just So Very Typical

Despite it's appearance, the above breed is not a Cocker Spaniel but a Cocker Mess. You can tell by the evil look in it's eye and the extreme mischief it is always getting itself into.
Mackapedia describes the Cocker Mess as "an ornery breed of dog; one that is constantly peeing on the floor and pooping on your doorstep just where you would normally walk. This breed is thought to be a descendant of the cat family."

And mom is making me apologize for yesterday's post. Actually I told a small fib. Lilly didn't make that cake for me. It was a present from one of dad's co-workers. Sorry Lilly! That evil cocker is rubbing off on me!

Anyhoo, wish us luck today, we have to go to the groomers. Waaaah!


Josie said...

Way too funny!!!!!!Mackie, I understand the sibling rivalry stuff, 'cuz we do it here!! Good luck at the groomer! Love, Josie

Stanislaw said...

I have my own definition Mack, which I assure you is the correct one. Just ask Captain M. Webster.

"The envy of all dog breeds, a Beaster Spaniel is a descendant of wolves and therefore thrives on meaty feasts and naughty plans. An evil genius, the Beaster Spaniel can work his way in to or out of any sticky situation, and more often than not these "sticky situations" involve feces of some sort. The Beaster Spaniel is a hearty party animal, an agile and speedy athlete, and a squirrel hunter extraordinaire. Perhaps this fabulous beast is best known for their endless puppy-like gazes and wiggly, gassy bottoms, which get them out of trouble. This is an exemplary dog breed - a favorite of humans, canines and Santa Clause alike."

I'm sure Miss Paris would agree with me 100% on that one.

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Oh Mack you might be in trouble again saying such bad things about Paris.. She is a sweetie.. So are you getting a trim at the groomers?

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Asta said...

It's so hawd to believe that definition..I mean just look at that innocent face and those glowious eaws, but I know you to be a vewy twoofull and sweet doggie, so it must be twoo.

I hope the gwoomew makes all of you bootifullew wifout huwting ow towtoowe
smoochie kisses

kissa-bull said...

i reconize that adorabull and innocent face she gives cause coco does the same thing and she is inherently naughtly and evil too i always get blamed for getting into the trash even though she starts it but when mommish comes in she jumps on the couch and acts like shes ashleep

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm wondering what The LillyParis manual have to say about a MakhkiePoo?


Lorenza said...

Hi, Mack!
Your definition sure is interesting!
Glad to know Lilly did not give you that present!
How was the groomers time??
Kisses and hugs

Two Country Poodles said...

BOL BOL Cokermess?!?!? BOL BOL

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Maggie and Mitch said...

Paris must think the pearl garland is hard candies to eat! Your sissy is too cute, Mack! You better be nice or else!
Good luck at the groomers!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mango said...

Thanks for the clarification. I still think my nephew, Misha, is a blackened version of Miss Thing - total cocker mess for sure.


Joe Stains said...

Thanks for teaching us about this new and messy breed. good luck at the groomers.

happy said...

Happy belated barkday Mack! Glad to hear you had a great one.

Cocker mess? Hehehe...

Ike said...

Oh no! You have to go somewhere else to get a damn bath?

Ike said...

And dude, I'm totes sorry I missed your birthday!
Happy Birthday!

Cocorue said...

hey Macky, how are your Lilly & Paris?????? have not seen Paris for a long time.

with regards to your q on my post today,that $%# red man,that's not his helper, he's MINE bol......

Merry Christmas dear Macky

The OP Pack said...

That Cocker Mess is awfully cute - you have to admit that, Mack.

And you are so right, Thunder WAS snoring up a storm but Mom couldn't catch it on video with the TV blaring in the background.

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

katztales said...

Too cute! Even when being naughty.

Wishing you a Merry Christmas filled with chewable goodies!

Petra said...

I can see your point, Mack, but Paris is cure a cutie! I'll bet Fig would eat that garland, too, if she got the chance; it probably tastes as good as pinecones.

I thought Christmas was about being nice, so how come you have to go to the groomers?

L^2 said...

Hi Mack,
Thank you for the pawsome holiday card! We’re having lots of fun getting to know other DWB members.

Happy holidays!

Love and lots of licks,
Stella and Leader Dog Willow

Sunny,Scooter,Shamus&Jamie said...

hmmm i duz noeses whut u meenz sinc i did spenz time at ur howse. ok an ok cocker mess iz bowt right! hahahahaha
now, i did tol u miss lillee wood notz du whut u did sayses dint i? ok anok. u be nice to miss lilee. she is a ferree nicerest ladee. (pssst jus go eezee on that ta kill ya stuff)
ok anok i godda go

duo_disaster said...

From Goofy to Mack,
Hey mate, I gotta agree with Stan.

From Rudolf to Mack,
My vote's for Mackapedia!!!
101% BINGO!

Our pawrents brought Goofy home simply for the fact the model the same picture you posted. They went aww... and he came home, sigh!

Can we edit Mackapedia abit?
Make Cocker Mess aka Con-Artists too!

Rudolf & Goofy-con,
Blessed Y2010 too!