Friday, May 21, 2010

Please Critique Me!

I saw this GREAT job in our local paper, and since I am gonna be getting married pretty soon, I thought I should apply. Please let me know of any changes you think I should make or anything I should I add to my resume. You guys rock!
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Resume of Mack T. Beans
909 Wimberly



Wanted: Job advertised 5/20/2010 in the Barkington Times for used bone salesman.

Talents: Pooping, tearing up couches & antique furniture, chasing Jenny up & down the fence.

Hobbies: Epic napping, giving cuddles on Sunday to the Peeps and volunteering at the food pantry.

Can Contact me at: Beechwwod 45789
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Wish me luck &
TGIF!!

26 comments:

Benny and Lily said...

Mack it looks like you've got it coveted. BOL We would ask about the incentive programs. Purrformance is key if they offer treats, peanut butter etc
Good luck
Benny & Lily

Ruby Bleu said...

Macky,
you don't need to work, we can just live on love!!!!

Lots of Licks, your Ruby

Dennis the Vizsla said...

You do realize that as a bone salesman you have to actually give the bones up, right?

Sunny,Scooter(sometimes Jamie) said...

What Dennis said. If you can do that you should be hired. Check on those benefits!
(we did not know you were getting married?!?)
How and when did you pop the question? or did she? When is it? Where is the honeymoon.
hayhayhay. iz i gonna bee ur besterest man??? scooter

Peanut said...

Good luck

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Oh yes Mack the phone will be ringing off the hook...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Khyra, Khousin Merdie, And Sometimes Her Mom said...

So, when do woo start?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Sally Ann said...

Mack,
Mommy is an expert on Job hunting. She said you might want to list specific projects you worked on. Also, send a thank you letter after the interview(it increases you chances by at least 20%.

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

The resume looks so impressive, you just need to dress nicely sharp.
Good luck man.
Please invite me for the wedding, I'll send you some gift.
Love y'all

Two Pitties in the City said...

I think you should go into the resume helping business.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Good luck, Mack. Sounds like you are very well qualified. You can use our name i fyou need any references.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I wanted to thank you for visiting me with your kind thoughts when the monster was in me.
And now I want to wish you good luck
love
tweedles

Maggie and Mitch said...

We think you're definitely over qualified for the job, Mack!
Make sure you ask for LOTS of vacation time!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Sunny,Scooter(sometimes Jamie) said...

So.... Did ya get the job????????
Scooter is over the moon that he gets to be best man!
Hugs
Sunny

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mack!
Looks impressive!
I am sure you will get that job soon!
For now... enjoy the weekend!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Muchadoaboutnothing said...

With that face? How could you not get the job? Glad I hopped over from the Blog Hop to check out your blog.

Reena said...

oh they will love you! you are shoe in (did someone say SHOE?) for the job!

Blog Hoppin' Aussies here; thanks for stopping by our blog :)

Boomer and Bluebelle, The Aussies
Kaiser, The German Shepherd

Beanz said...

You're a dead cert Mack!

Ludo van Doggy said...

Good CV, but would there be any bone left to sell when you'd finished with it?

MONA AND MOMMY TOO!! said...

Hi Mackie poo,

My surgery went good and Mommy even let me go to doggie play date yestrdy but I hsad to stay in my day bed or crate but I did get to walk around soon.

Guess what. The get togethr wasn 't just dachsies this time. There was a boy, Moe, and a girl, Lucy, there and they waas Boston terriers but you are much handsomer than Moe is buthe waqs kinda fund.

Mommy will do a post in the next day or two that will have their pictures in it.

Maybe if we can ever get together son day, they can come too!!

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Mango said...

You have to get a job? Are you sure this is all worth it? I suppose with a resume like that you'll have no problem finding a position, but, really, it is the 21st century. Maybe your little ball and chain can go earn the kibbles money whilst you recline in the lazy boy and watch baseball.

Slobbers,
Mango

Tito said...

Aren't you an industrious pup! Don't let my mom see this or else she'll suggest I get a job gardening. She thinks it's time I put my digging talents to work. ;)
Sniffs & licks,
Tito
xo

Joe Stains said...

If you dont get that job there is something wrong with them, I have not seen a better resume.

mayziegal said...

Hi Mack! Thanks oodles for stopping by my bloggie and putting in your guess. It's wonderful to meet new furrends!

I think you'll totally gets the job. But it sure would be hard not to sample the merchandise, you know?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

PeeS. I have a Cuzin Phoebe who's a Boston Terrier!

Ike said...

You've got it nailed down!
Ike

Asta said...

Mack
I apploud youw sense of wesponsibility in twying to get a job to make youw gowgous fiance's life luxoowious.
i think you should add that you have a killew pawsonality and can chawm the pants of anyone
good luck
smoochie kisses
ASTA