I hereby demand the follow items or else Mom and the others will wish they was never been borned!
1. I shall not be called Cataracts LaRue henceforth
2. The blonde one must go. I am the alpha bit....um female.
3. A date with that sexy Simba King Yes, I want to be queen of where ever he lives.
4. There shall be no more making fun of my warts, breath or body odor.
5. All time zones will switch over to Chihuahua, Mexico time.
6. Every man, woman, child and dog in the US will have easy access to cigars.
7. I shall have a servant available 24/7 for my convenience and to run my errands.
If all of the above demands are not met within 24 hours, with my highly developed brain, I will create a computer virus that will make Mom's computer emit stinky Mack farts.
As far as the other two, they will REALLY get it - I have a few tricks up my sleeve!
Viva La Revolucion!
Sincerely,
El Bandito (AKA Lilly)
22 comments:
Liliana Rosalita Fuentes Gonzales! How dare you!
You can make all the demands you want. I'm still gonna call you Stinky McButtface and Cataracy LaRue all I want! And you know you'll still love me.
~CousinKatie
Lilly...
That comment about stinky breath, warts and body oder...hmmm...I'm not sure handsome Simba will be into that! Go brush your teethies, take a bath and get some wart remover girlfriend!
And please don't do anything to my handsome Mack. I'm being nice but if you try something be warned, I'll get medieval on your cute little chiwowowowowowow butt!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Hi, Lilly!
Do you mean.... La Bandida??
I hope all your demands are accomplished! But... poor Paris!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Crikey, sounds like you mean business Lilly. We hope everyone there is safe.
Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy
Lilly
I think you mean business..I hope youw demands awe met..I think you would make a pawsome queen fow simba..you look especially fetching i youw wevolutionawy cap.
Mack..You suwe live in an intewesting place..and yes I'm afwaid I have a gelato addiction..and I don't want to get coowed, heheh
smoochie kisses
Asta
Oh wow! I don't think I'd like to get into this mess. Gotta ciao!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Hi Lilly, that's quite a list there. Good luck with your demands.
Lily, you've creased me up laughing here.
Will look forward to a report on the revolution...
Pats & pets
to all
Woh, you sound VERY Serious there! Gonna scram together with Amber-Mae!
Lilly,
ok here is how we stand in this house..
Mum says if you harm Mack she will hunt you down and sing to you for 24 hours straight (an experience you do NOT want to endure...trust me)
Dad says if you harm Paris he will hunt you down and force feed you his cooking (again.. an experience NOT to sample)
Mollie says... aaawww isn't Lilly cute!!
Lilli says... ooohh you are my namesake.. Viva revolution!!
and what do i say?
Where do I sign up?? well.. apart from demands to get rid of the blonde one.. I have a serious doggy crush on Paris so thats a no-go i'm afraid!
Ben xxxx
Sounds like you really mean business. Good luck, I think?
Simba x
Oooo a date, sounds like fun. I would say your place or mine, but I'm guessing its going to me mine lol. I'll try and steal the keys for the boat and the car.
Simba xx
I'll take the blonde!
Slobbers,
Mango
Gosch, Lilly, you have me shaking in my boots or at least you would if I had boots on. I hope all of your demands are met except for #2. You can't get rid of precious paris.
Hmm...Stella likes your stance on key issues and would like to join your revolution. She would, however, like to see an added declaration involving some sort edible item or items.
We think the smelling farts will definitely do the trick. That always gets our Rents attention..
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie
Lilly
Why are you starting a revolution, I am confused? Do Mack and Paris brush their teeth, do they not make smelly farts, come on I'm sure they aren't perfect.
Listen please tell Mom Nanny is very upset that she shaves Paris, doesn't she understand that Cocker Spaniels should have long flowing skirts?
Also pass on a message to Mack that I have missed him terribly, but just don't tell Ruby okay. Hee,hee
Hugs, Bellyrubs, Smoochies
Pearl
uh oh, time to head for the border or something. Sounds like a scary time for us all!
This sound like serious threat!
Love
Boy n Baby
Woh.. I hope your demands are all met
~ Girl girl
o what an entertaining doggie bloggie!!
;->...
Lilly you sound very serious. I hope you get what you want.
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