My Top 7

Well my good friends over at Gus & Louis tagged me to list seven facts about the MackMan. Well I thought up some that you may not know about me:

1. I usually stay in trouble approximately 75 - 80 % of the time, but I have never been in more trouble than when mom found this hidden in my toy box:

What can I say? I love beautiful ladies...

2. My very first girlfrind was a 12 lb, 5 year old Boston who lived down the street. Her name was Minnie. She was never really that interested in me, since she was in love with an Old English Sheepdog. Their relationship was always very disfunctional. Kinda like Britney Spears & K-Fed.

3. I love Hawaiin food and 80's music.

4. Mom has to put apple cider vinegar on my butt or I will develop boils. Yes, it's true

5. I know at least 100 recipes for poo.

6. I honestly believe Ming is out to get me.

7. I am a Momma's boy!

Ok now I wanna tag anybody who hasn't played yet!

A Day in the Life of the MackMan

I'd like to thank the Academy, my beautiful girlfriend Ru.......


I got an award!!! My good buds over at Bin Raiders of the lost Bark gave me this best friends award! Thank you Beans & Chips!!


I'd like to pass it on to ALL my great friends at DWB! You guys rock!

Anyhoo, I thought I'd post today about a typical day in the life of....ME! Here's how it goes:

6:00-6:05 - Woof down breakfast

6:05-7:30 - Tease Tia Lilly and/or Juana bird while mom gets ready for work

Maybe do a little blogging...

7:45 Get goodbye treats from mom- usually a hollow bone with a treat stuck in it or a Kong treat with a goodie lodge in so deep it takes me a while to get it out.

8:05-10:00 AB (after breakfast) nap.

10:00 - 11:03 Play with Paris and drag toys out all over the floor

11:04 - 12 Listen to N.P.R. and/or my CD's and/or do yoga

12 - 12:55 - YEAH! Mom's home for lunch!! If the weather's good we may go outside and kick the ball around or blow bubbles.

12:56- Receive one of these treats and try not to let Paris steal it from me:

1:00 - Bark at cat, or try to annoy her in some way

1:25- Smackdown on Paris Rain

2:00 Check out what Lilly's doing. Usually doesn't take long - she's either sawing logs or in Lala land

2:15 - 3:20 Nap and/or meditation and/or read the newspaper:








3:21-3:30 Bark at kids outside ( Note mini-blind damage):





3:31 - 4:00 Have a bird food snackie
Juanita's like "Hey, don't steal my food handsome Mack"

4 - 5 Watch Headline News and then cartoons

5:05 - Mom's home! Give sugars, but NO CUDDLING!

5:30 - Eat breakfast again and then go outside and do bidness

5:40 -Help mom cook and hope some food falls on the floor

6:15 - 6:30 Beg for her and daddy's dinner


6:30 - 7:00 Quite time while Mommy watches Entertainment Tonight, and/or I blog





7 -8 Play outside if the weathers okay or go for a walkie

8 - 9 or 10:00 Run around the living room acting like I'm totally hyper while mom tries to watch TV. She may throw a ball for me or we may play RLB:

9:30 - 10:30ish Review web cam activity with mom (this can be the worst part of my day)

10:30 - 6AM Sleep like an angel (May include snoring and tooting) and dream of my Valentine.....

WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?

Surprise!! It's ME!!

Hello!!! Paris Rain hereeeeeeeere!!

My Bubba is in soooooooo much trouble right now Mom wouldn't let him use the computer so I am doing a post on this TGIF day!!

First off I gotta ask, is this a pretty face or what???

Ok, Ok down to business. Bubba is in trouble hahahahahahaha. He loves to look out the living room blinds at the kitty that stays outside. Welllllll you know his head is so big and all, everytime he pushes the blinds outta the way to see the bad old kitty, he creases the mini blinds. Mom is partly to blame cause she always forgets to leave the blinds open. Now we gotta get new mini blinds! That boy is a MESS!

He is sulking in the kitchen right now. I kinda think the whole doodoo deal is funny!

Here I am telling him that mom loves me best.:

Mom wanted me to tell you about something she saw at the sexxxxxxxxy boxer boy, Kaiser's bloggy.

(Actually she stole their idea)

It is a VALENTINE'S DAY CARD EXCHANGE!!

Anybody wanting to participate email mom or Mack at mack.beans@yahoo.com and we can exchange addresses. OK!?

It''ll be fun!!OK!?

That heart is just for Kaiser!!!!

Anyhowl, hope everybody has a super Friday. See ya later!

Ever have days like this....

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For all you Bostons and Boston lovers here is another one:

It's from the "Rhymes with Orange" comic strip.

I'd like to give a shout out this morning to my new DWB friend, Opal. For anyone wanting to get a new puppy, she is the BEST, most well-behaved puppy you could ever ask for! Stop by and say hi!

Well it is unusually cold here on the Gulf Coast. I plan to spend the day doing this:

Have a great Sunday!

TGIS!

Well the weekend is finally here! And mom has Monday off too! Woot! Speaking of wOot!, the beautiful, talented, Ruby has given me an award!!!!

I feel so honored! Thank you Wonder Rubes!! You know you make my day!

I would like to pass the award on to my pal Frasier !! If you haven't checked out his bloggy yet, it is really cool.

Also, the nice canines over at Niko & Bentley's place have tagged for the weird dog game!!!

The rules are you must list 7 weird things about you. BUT, there are so many weird facts about me I had a hard time narrowing it down to just seven.

The first one is REALLY weird. Very un-dog like:

1. I DO NOT like to cuddle!! If someone tries to pick me up like they are gonna cuddle with me, I bark and growl at them! The other day I actually bit my dad when I thought he was gonna cuddle with me. If I am really tired I may lay my head on mom's lap, but that's all she wrote.

2.I am a really big BT! I weigh 30 pounds (Every bit of it muscle)

3.Sometimes mom comes home from work and finds strange things coming outta my butt: her hair, pieces of plastic I shouldn't have been chewing on, etc,. etc.

4. My ex-girlfriend broke my heart. Lola, the boxer(??) mix next door moved and didn't say goodbye or even tell me she was moving! That's ok, I have my sights on someWONDER else!

5. I will whine like a little girly if I'm locked up in my kennel for more than 5 minutes.

6.My full name (Mack Thunder Beans)is a combination of three names my owners wanted me to have:

Thunder is what my first owner named me.

Beans is what my mom wanted to name me, but dad didn't see me as a Beans.

Mack, well everybody liked Mack cause I am big & strong like a Mack truck!

7.I am a rare gentleman -

When my sisters are still eating and I have woofed down my brekky (meal) I do not demand they give me their food.

Now, I would like to tag Taj the BC!!! He is a superstar Border Collie, you know.

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Well, it is raining down here in Texas & I hate having to go outside to do my business. Here is a picture of poor old pitiful me looking so wretched (I am hoping mom will feel sorry for me):

Heehee, it works everytime!!

Thought for the day:

Second thought of the day: Tomorrow is Friday!

Pee S: I'm outta jail now! Woohoo

I'm in Jail

.....again!

Yep- I pooped in the living room on mom's beige carpet while she wasn't looking.

Luckily they have internet access here.