Thursday, May 29, 2008

Very Concerned

Hi Friends. We are a little worried over here.

You see, our two wonderful friends, Asta & Baby Love are going through some rough times right now and need a lot of love and support. Asta's daddy is in the hospital and BL is about to go for surgery to correct a stent in her brain that has de-attached.
Guys, if there is anything we can do for you or your peeps just call old Macky. We love you!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Wheely Wednesday.. WHAT THE......!

Lilly was in her workshop all day. When she came out tonight, I couldn't believe my eyes:

Meet Bambolina. I can't believe it. Another female in the house.

What's a guy to do???

Good thing I have super strong jaws.......

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Hey everybody!!

Paris Rain here!! How is everybody's week going??
That's mainly what I've been doing - fighting with you know who (and winning of course). See my ear up in the air??!

I have been tagged by the large & lovely Mango Man to play the 7 questions game. It's the same one Bubba played the other day. Same rules and stuff.

1. What were you doing 10 years ago? I was not even born 10 years ago. I'm only 1-1/2!!

2.What are five things on your to-do list today? Grunt a lot (video forthcoming), chase squirrels, chase birds, sniff trails, be cute.

3. Snackies I enjoy: Pig ears (I got in sooooooo much trouble last week for being a snarling monster when anybody came near me while I was enjoying one), Dried sweet potato/chicken jerky treats, dried fruits (same as brother), I basically love all foods.

4. Things I would do if I were a billionaire: Build a mansion for my main squeeze & I so we could be together 24/7.

5.Three of my bad habits: Well, my mom says I am super greedy when it comes to food (I disagree). I like to bite Mack on his jowls. Also I kindof like to flirt.

6. Five places I have lived: The breeders, then the first lady who had me but thought I was too energetic for her, then her daughter who lived in a FEMA trailer, then the Texas Cocker Spaniel Rescue group, then with MOM!

7. 5 jobs I have had: I don't like to work. But my hobbies include bird and squirrel hunting.

And mom needs your help. She doesn't know if she should leave my hair long(ish) like it is, or if she should take me to the groomers to get bald-headed again.

Here are some pictures of me now:

And here's some of me bald-headed:

Which do you like best???

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Soccer Sunday...and Stuff

Mom says we better get all our outside playing over with in the AM cause it's gonna be 95 degrees and 100% humidity today! This really plays havoc with my 'do!

So here's what I've been up to this morning:

And for those of you who were rooting for Bambi in my last bloggy post, you can now rest easy. Little Miss Save the Planet One Doe at a Time has taken Bambi under her wing (it actually kinda resembles a wing) and is threatening to gas us out of the house if we hurt her:

So Paris and I won't be going anywhere near it.

And on another note, I was threatened yesterday by this guy:

I was minding my own business (doing my business) and he (or she) swoops down and starts harrasing me! What does he think I am - a CAT???!? I mean I know I have this black and white awesomeness going on, but I in no way look like a feline of any type! Has this ever happened to any of you?? I think Mr(s). Jay is BLIND!

Talk about humiliation! Anyhoo, my good mates over at Noah's Bloggy have tagged me for a game. Here are the rules:

The rules of the game get posted at the beginning. Each player answers the questions about themselves. At the end of the post,the player than tags 4 or 5 people and post their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know that they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog. Let the person who tagged you know when you have posted your answer.

1. What were you doing 10 years ago? I was in Heaven. Just waiting....

2. What are 5 things on your to do list for today? Eat, nap, poop, play, torment Blondie (until mom catches me)

3. Snackies I enjoy: Cheese, Chicken jerky, dried fruit (especially apricots and pineapple), yogurt mixed with pumpkin, and of course bacon.

4. Things I would do if I was a billionaire: Well if I had a billion bones I would probably make my mom and dad retire so they could be with me 24/7.

5. Three of my bad habits: 1. eating poop (is that bad?) 2. tearing up couches. I can only think of 2 things

6. 5 places I have lived: With my breeder and then with the nice lady who adopted me, but couldn't keep me cause she had a brand new human pup. I say she's nice, because she called my mom to adopt me and that's how I came to live with her! And this all happened before I was 8 weeks old! So it's really only three places.

7. 5 jobs I have had: Man of the house (when my dad is away), sugar giver (but only when I feel like it), security personnel, comedian, professional poop maker.

Now I tag my girlfriend Ruby, the world's #1 Red Sox fan Big Pupi, Candi girl, & sweet Baby Love. But only play if you wanna.

I hope everybody has a great weekend!

Friday, May 23, 2008

Bambi - Rated R for excessive violence...

Poor, unsuspecting Bambi.

Unseen by the carnivore

Until nowC'mere you hooved snackie!Your belly is delicious!!!Cruuuuuunch goes the backbone!

Breaktime. Hunting prey is exhaustimicating

Are you hurt little one? Maybe I should get you some h.....

Outta my way - I wanna taste!!

Ooooh her butt smells so good and tastes divine

You're right Parisite. Stinky and wonderful!


Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Any Advice???

Hey everyone. Mom and I need some advice. Paris was watching a video over at Stanislaw's bloggy and she got so excited she fainted cold out!! We've been fanning her and putting cold water on her little forehead but to no avail. Has anyone ever had this problem?? She's just lying there repeating "Stani, Stani, Stani" and she won't even open her eyes. I must admit it's been REALLY nice not having her tug on my jowls and steal my toys and bite my ears and bark in my face. But anyhoo, here's a pic of her in more active times. You'll hear Juanita (the cockatoo) and Lilly (the brat) in the background. And yours truly makes a cameo appearance.

If anyone has any advice on what we can do for Paris, please let us........OH CRAP.......

she's waking's over....gotta go hide my toys.....BYE

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Oh not again...

Well, I am in trouble again. First of all mom was super mad when she saw the last post and insisted that I apologize to Lilly and tell every one I was making the whole thing up about Aunt Josephine. So I am sorry Lilly if I hurt your feelings OK?

And I am also in trouble for this:

It was dad's motorcycle glove. But I must admit, it was even better to destroy than a stuffie!

Oh and speaking of which, I must say R.I.P. to Mr. Christmas snowman:

He was great fun for playing a mean game of tug of war !

And I am ALSO in trouble for calling Paris Miss BigFoot.Her paws are bigger than mine- And I weigh 10 pounds more than her!! She's a very petite Cocker (except for her feet).

I want you to please visit my boxer friend, Chef's bloggy. He and his Mom are organizing an International Goody Exchange. It's gonna be a lot of fun!

Friday, May 16, 2008

Boring, Part 3 Zillion

Well it's been super boring here. We're just glad it's Friday.
The only interesting thing going on is Lilly's Aunt Josephine came to visit.
She's a great old gal. She's charmed us all with stories of life in the old country and her folk songs on the ukulele.

Here's pics of us captivated by her stories:

Here I am playing ball with Josie. That lady was more fun than Ming's poo box!

Now that she's gone it's back to boring again.
Hope everyone has a great weekend!!

Thanks to Mona & her mommy for locating Auntie J!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008


Why do they keep using the term "spoiled"? Just because on any given day mom's kitchen counter looks like this:

I don't understand it AT ALL.

Well BTW, I'm NOT spoiled, I'm super bummed. Our new back door with the pimped out doggy flap won't be in for at least another 2-3 weeks! The jerk who was suppose to come and install it wimped out! Now Mom had to get another guy. I'll tell you this much, if by the end of June it isn't installed and ready for doggy action, I am packing my bags!

Here's me all bummed out (but still cute):

Dang, even Miss happy-all-the-time blondage is bummed out about it:

Whatever will we do?

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Pool Update!

Paris and I now love the little kiddy pool - as long as there's no water in it:

It is wonderfully fun to play bitey-face in:

And I want to wish a Super Duper Happy Momma's Day to all the Moms out there - especially mine - I LOVE YOU MOM!!